Americans spend $8.5 billion more on Mother's Day than on Father's Day. As a public service, Jimmy Rhoades is here to masculinize those feminine choices. That's right, baby! Here are three clever ways to man up your girlie gifts.
1. 100% Beef Jerky Roses
This is hand-crafted from beef jerky. The edible works of art cost $35 to ship anywhere in the U.S. and come in a mug that doubles as a vase. Any man would love to get this!
Murses have shown up in preview shows for Armani, Gucci, and other designers you can't find at an Army Surplus store, modeled by tall guys who look angry about being so handsome. What woman doesn't want her beaux looking like Paddington Bear after a bender in Chinatown? In what's surely a sign of the Apocalypse, murses are available pretty much everywhere.
3. Spa Day
There are now some awesome spots that do a more “manly” version of the traditional spa day. Some even kick it off with a shot of tequila!
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