3 raps about living the pet parent lifestyle

Being a pet parent can be hard - and no one knows that better than Dog Moms: running after work to the pet store for food before it closes; walking extra blocks to find a trash can to throw out - well - you know...But sometimes Dog Moms don't get the credit they deserve. People think they're silly for throwing their dog a birthday party; Or think they're ridiculous for saying, "No thanks" to restaurants without dog-friendly patios. But the truth is, being a Dog Mom is a lifestyle. And now Fur Moms everywhere have an anthem, thanks to T-Spoon, ZZtophalf, and Bark & Co., the makers of BarkBox.

Hopefully this video helps you understand that being a Dog Mom is a lifestyle that's too hardcore for some. You have to be brave to walk a dog in your pajamas in front of your neighbors; and be willing to sacrifice an instagram-worthy apartment for dogs that will snuggle on the couch with you and need toys in every room. It takes a tough woman to give their pups all the "sugar-shnookums-pookie-puppy-smooches" on their "sweet, little pupper noses on their sweet little puppy faces that I wuv so much"...look, I didn't choose the dog life; the dog life chose me.

But don't worry - if you aren't a Dog Mom like me, you can still rep' your pet life with one of these 3 pet raps about whatever you run home to: be it a cat who needs a bath, a dog that needs some scratchin' or whatever you've got. We're all pet parents at the end of the day. Respect.

1. Cat Bath Rap

iAmMoshow is a Portland rapper that loves his cats. Like, raps about mainly his cats, loves his cats. Check out his rap freestyle about keeping his cat Ravioli clean.

2. The Dog Song

Sure, when you meet a friend's dog, you play with them, and you tell them how handsome they are. But deep down, you know that your dog is way better than your friend's dog will ever be. And this rap battle by yozupp about whose dog woofs supreme brings those feelings to the mic.

3. DJ Mama, the DJ Dog

If you can't rap with the best of them, scratch with the best of them like this puppy, Mama the French Bulldog - scratch some turntables, then maybe your bum...then get someone else to scratch your bum...

Bonus:

A 4th grade class wrote raps about their favorite animals, who just so happen to make great pets. And this video is way too cute not to share.

Do you have a bunch of pictures of your pet on your phone? Share them with us on our Facebook page, @TheListShowTV.

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