It used to be so simple. People were born. They got married. And eventually they died. Thanks to technology, the cycle of life is going to a whole new level on The Incredulist.
SONOGRAM PARTIES: Let's start at the beginning, with sonogram parties. These parties are where pregnant couples invite family and friends to see their baby in the belly. For around $500, a licensed technician will bring a mobile monitor to your home -- and your guests can tuck into chicken wings and Mojitos while they check out the ultrasound.
WATER JET WEDDING: It won't be long until those babies from the sonogram party are up and ready to walk down the aisle or something more modern – like newlyweds with jet packs.
If your wedding plans are more impulsive, send a text to the Las Vegas Wedding Wagon and they'll come hitch you curbside for just $129. This includes Reverend Andy and photos.
GOING OUT IN STYLE: Finally, a Swedish company wants you to go out in style in a casket with a built-in sound system. The creator of the hi-fi coffin says it can help friends and family stay close with their loved ones. The coffin has built-in speakers linked to a music playlist that your survivors can update -- like when the Grateful Dead drop a new CD.