We roast the 3 most ridiculous jeans of the year

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By: Donna Ruko | Elyse Johnson | Frenchie Aguilh Posted: 7:43 PM, May 2, 2017

High fashion has always been about turning heads and shifting expectations…but sometimes, it's also just about being super weird. Rock these looks if you dare! Donna Ruko is peeping some of the newest fashion items on the scene making us go, "Umm…nah boo…" from jeans that bare it all to jeans that make you look dirty. Get your burn cream ready: 3 of the most ridiculous jeans to come out this year are about to get roasted (and it's only May!).

1. "All Clear" In These Jeans

Move over, plastic totes! There's a new way to dress up your plastic and it's with these Topshop jeans. No judgments if you need these jeans in your life. According to Vogue, plastic fashion was born on the high end runways of Loewe and Comme Des Garcons. And that's awesome. We're just trying to figure out why they didn't leave it there…although I guess they can come in real handy during a rainstorm. Or a leg sweat collecting competition.

2. Peek-A-Knees

If you've been dying to show people how well those knee days at the gym have been going, look no further than these babies. Also from Topshop (the store is killing it in the plastic game), these jeans have been said to divide the internet, half of it loving them, half of it hating them. If you love them, you can pick them up if you've got $95 lying around – check your couch cushions. Just don't confuse them for your jeans. That's an old plastic couch cover joke.

I'm just saying, if you love your knees that much, there's these things called shorts…way cheaper and much less ridiculous.

3. Look Good and Dirty

Getting your jeans dirty by going out and doing things is so last year. If you want to look rugged without having to step onto a dirt road, or, gross, go into the backyard or something, pick up a pair of these mud jeans being sold at Nordstrom. For $425. Four-hundred. Twenty-five. Dollars. That's more than a flat screen TV. Literally. Look it up. And while you're at it, you might find lots of internet rage over these pants too. And honestly, we can see why…if you can't be bothered to rub dirt on your own jeans, maybe just wear pajama pants and stay on the couch. Burn.


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